Julia von Ehr has returned to her home position of Sexcretary in attempt to rescue her friends The Minutes from the clutches of the vile gangster Soren the Hutt.
Little does Julia know that the GALACTIC K-COUNCIL has secretly begun plotting elections to vote in a new star sexcretary even more powerful than Julia herself.
When elected, this ultimate sexcretary will spell certain doom for Julia in her struggles to maintain her power as supreme sexcretary of the galaxy…
A long time ago in some wilderness far, far away…
- Dom’s friends from home, Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey (look at that crazy double hyphenation!), came to visit and they went snowshoeing up Le French Mountain
- Chris and Dean went XC skiing but the snow was sticky and therefore sketchy and there was likely falling involved.
- Parky Park “and the Funky Bunch” Cawley and Lisa “Linda the WEMT” Blackmer-Raynolds went snowshoeing
up a bald man’s head Bald Mountain. - Bentley went outside on Wednesday! Good job, Bentley! He went snowshoeing in the arb and had a snowball fight too. WHAT UTTERLY WHOLESOME FUN!
- Someone built snow forts in the arb for a Doghead party? Why? Wasn’t? I? Invited? I. LOVE. SNOW. FORTS. (The better question is did these snow fort building, doghead partying hooligans LNT? I .THINK .NOT.)
- People went to the steps, people didn’t went to the steps, the steps were stepped on, the sun was risen.
- Mo shoveled her car and it took an hour and a half. The snow was higher than her car, thus “Colby sucks at plowing!” To which I respond, yes that may be true, but it also seems like Mo sucks at shoveling.
- Dean was feeling left out and also wanted to mention that he moved his car. Here’s a gold star, kiddo!
- Soren and Austin and some redshirts went to the ice planet Hoth (otherwise known as Katahdin) for another fun mountaineering ascent! Here’s to summiting and not being killed by snow troopers.
See you in April!
- No trips this week!
- Because,
- SPRANG BRAYKE will spriggity spring!
- enjoy ur adventures đ
Y’all are creative artĂstes!
- we got some RAD t shirt designs
- peep your emails this week to perform your civic duty and vote for the one you want to wear on your body!
Wat in democratic participation 
 ?
- The future is going to happen whether we like it or not (we don’t) so we need to get ready for election szn 2k18.
- Elections for K-council and Bigelow Buds will begin after break
- Sam sent out an email with all of the positions and their respective duties (hehe duties).
Was Soren in New Jersey or Katahdin? (Snap maps never lie!)
- New “put that thing back where it came from or so help me” Jersey – 10
- KATAHDIN – 2
Commmittteeeeees:
- Cabin
- First years went to the cabin
- It is still unplowed
- They may or may not be dead
- Events
- đ
- Trips
- LTT LTT LTT LTT coming to a theater near you!
- Sugaring
- “There is still sap. There is still trees. There is still buckets.” – Addie
- Gear
- SPRING BREAK GEAR. GET IT EARLY OR GET REKT.
“If you can’t tie knots, learn how to tie f*king knots.”
Knots clinic 2.0 will be held this Thursday at 7pm!
Meet a Mule (not an ass)!
We will be having discussions over dinner with other members of the community this week! Let’s make new friends! Hurr be the topics and timez:
- Tuesday – Â 5-6pm Dana – Is it better to explore the outdoors solo or with friends?
- Wednesday – 5:30-6:30pm Bobs – What can you gain from going outside?
- Thursday – 5-6pm Foss – What is the value of going outside?
- Friday – 9-10am Dana – What barriers exist to enjoying outdoor spaces?
As I reached the end of these minutes I felt a disturbance in the force telling me that this may be the last time my words will grace this weekly forum. I hope you have enjoyed my not-so-witty quips and my not-too-funny jokes as much as I have enjoyed typing them. I will not, however, bid thee farewell once and for all, for who knows if the path I take shall lead me back to the minutes. As a wise three foot tall green Jedi once said âDifficult to see. Always in motion is the future.â
Catch ya on the flip side! *dramatic exit*
