hello folks
it is i, your trusty sexcretary, once more.
in the last week’s passing, some of the more astute among us may have noticed the gradual recession of the ice, rising of the mercury, and things of that nature. preposterous, really.
some call it spring, some call it between-winter, but whatever it is, it’s fleeting, so soak it in like a sponge in the desert
things we done did
- taryn and max and others got WFRed
- congrats and all that
- grace and grace and chris went on an earth day hike to philip and sat outside. go earth.
- taryn sat outside and got very sunburnt, if you couldn’t tell
- chloe and brittany and co ate some sour patch kids on french mtn
- michael stone went to acadia, cadillac was closed but that couldn’t stop the sunrise, also got sunburnt
- anna went on an arb run
- emma took her dog on a run and went to the beach
- her DOG which is a GOLDEN RETRIEVER named ALBUS
- good boy
- kaitlin made some smores with some prospies and we answered questions and things of that nature
- chloe and grace and hannah and soren and a whole slew of other folks did the club fair, parents were very nosy, asking about funding and stuff
- soren went up french mountain with his mom and his lil sister who’ll be here next year so be on the lookout
things we gon do
- julia still wants to go up big spencer, maybe leave friday or so?
- big ol mtn and it’s got a firetower
- soren wants to retrieve a bench from the arb, perhaps informally
- michael still wants to play wiffleball
- hannah could be coerced into doing something, possibly for a co lead
- hannah also wants to go to the bigelows with addie in a couple weeks
photo contest
- we have received photos
- they are good
- they just have to be nature photos
- don’t even have to be good
- closes friday
no man’s land film festival
- may 11th @ 7PM
- films about women doing rad things in the outdoors
- other colleges also invited
future!
- congrats to michael, soren (that’s me!), and megan on their positions!
- let’s elect some new folks shall we? here’s everyone running for bigelow buddyships
- gear
- events and community outreach
- trips facilitation
- diversity and inclusion
- sugaring
- cabin
- voting will open soon and close tuesday night!
- camden comradeships are due next meeting (eg, food manager, social media)
poll
- how would you eat a sim card
- by yourself: 8
- split up: 19
- you people are disappointing
- as promised, advantages of each:
- SOLO PROS
- don’t have to share your shame
- can eat at your own pace
- can repeat if you want without having to gather a group
- GROUP PROS
- you don’t have to eat the entire thing
- you can pick people who’d cheer you on
- you have someone to explain the situation to the people at the emergency room
- SOLO PROS
anna found a phone in her car
- we tried using siri
- we tried plugging it into a computer
- it has a background that says ‘sherm queen’
- it thinks it’s july 24th
- if you have any information regarding this phone, please contact anna via smoke signal
committees
- events
- LTT is this upcoming weekend!
- we’re looking for tricky situations or free lessons that COC leaders have encountered, for use in future leader training
- fill it out please! multiple times!
- jennifer pharr davis is coming may 4th! get excited
- LTT is this upcoming weekend!
- all other committees are dormant
that’s all for this past week. some nifty stuff happened. some nifty stuff is about to happen. it’s up to you to seek it out, capture it, and extract all possible fun out of it before you leave its desiccated husk behind.