{"id":1978,"date":"2020-03-02T16:18:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-02T21:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colby.edu\/outingclub\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2020-03-02T16:18:19","modified_gmt":"2020-03-02T21:18:19","slug":"3-1-soren-thinks-hes-funny-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/2020\/03\/02\/3-1-soren-thinks-hes-funny-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"3\/1 ~ soren thinks he&#8217;s funny edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>hey y&#8217;all<\/h2>\n<h2>forgive me if i am wrong but this weather is really feeling like snow weather. it is cold enough and dark and cloudy enough and we all want it. mother nature can&#8217;t you please just throw a few flakes on us? please?<\/h2>\n<h3>ok here is what happened this week<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">what we done did<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">anna margaret and soren went to the mountain<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">bentleys cave had slightly shifter<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">blood sweat tears nudity<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">soren \u201ccut his finger doing a nude\u201d and \u201clarkin cried but it wasn\u2019t connected\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">charlie well was outside on saturday for like actually ten hours<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">only if you do the math tho<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">alexis went night skiing at lost valley<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">max and taryn went to popham beach with emma too<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">it was awesome and there was frozen sand that you could kinda pick up<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">no one went swimming<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">lacey went ice skating on the pond for the first time<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">she was also at the beach<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">molly went skiing near sugarloaf and there was fresh snow<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">ten people learned how to ski!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">she tried to go pee but there \u201cwere literally people everywhere\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">lily walked around wabanaki territory and the pond was v frozen<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">the guy likes to drive across the pond to get home<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">she went with a class<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">soren tried but failed to go up sunday river whitecap<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">dt went to canada for skiing and there were sled dogs!<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">a snowmobile towed them up the hill!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">blood sweat and tears<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">what is to come<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">soren wants to go up mt zircon but doesn\u2019t have much affinity for it<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">maybe puzzle mountain but he was there today<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">molly wants to do something outside<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">alice and alexis want the sun to rise one day<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">lacey and joseph want to go to rachel carson wildlife refuge<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">it\u2019s a long drive<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">maxi wants to do a hike that will raise his heartbeat in order to feel accomplished<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">~130 for an extended period of time<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">annie and jackie are going for a walk in the arb with barely post-pubescent kidds<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">not on doghead tho<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">soren might want to lead a 3am doghead hike somewhere outside<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">in the farm? the higher arb? are the bees ok?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">messalonskee hs<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">it\u2019s a thing now<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">if you want to be involved, contact annie or jackie<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">yee haw<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">kayak clinics<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">tuesday nights 7:30-9:15PM<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">stop by anytime then and wear something you can get wet!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">learn to swim<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">if you want to help with teaching of learn to swim, contact lacey<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">fill out the doodle! and stay tuned for amazingness<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">question of the week<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">off the wall or wall ball<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">off-the-wall 6<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">wall-ball 8<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">soren coerced everyone to vote for \u201cwall-ball\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">bigelow buds<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">trips<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">spring ltt is underway<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">maybe acadia depending on campsites<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">events<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">absent x2<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">knitting tbd and whittling wednesdays!\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">d&amp;i<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">learn to swim!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">angry inuk later!\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">gear<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cyeah we\u2019re doin it\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">gear to be ordered: not mentioned<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">it has been 6 days since someone has responded to molly and she has been sitting by her computer CRYING someone help her<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">wait actually they read the email<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">cabin<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">absent<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">waiting for the shuttle<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">hbd dean<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">he is taking the MCAT soon<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201ccan you say in the minutes that i say hai\u201d &#8211; soren<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">sugaring<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">absent<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">there was a fun event! there is a sapton of sap! the ice was \u201ccrunchy\u201d<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">editor\u2019s note: 30 gallons of sap<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">hot seat: margaret staller<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">ear hair<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">yar? oh a tyrtyr<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">uuuuuuuh st berdoodle<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">oh i hate all of you guys<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">spoon<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">rugby<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">digiridoo<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">i don\u2019t have one\u2026 any recommendations<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">yes1<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">um \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 seven up it says<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">that\u2019s such a loaded question *laughter* a weka<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">left foot<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">left fart<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey y&#8217;all forgive me if i am wrong but this weather is really feeling like snow weather. it is cold enough and dark and 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