{"id":1918,"date":"2019-11-25T18:58:43","date_gmt":"2019-11-25T23:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colby.edu\/outingclub\/?p=1918"},"modified":"2019-11-25T18:58:43","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T23:58:43","slug":"11-24-the-broken-couch-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/2019\/11\/25\/11-24-the-broken-couch-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"11\/24 ~ the broken couch edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

greetings my fair-feathered friends!<\/h2>\n

now hopefully this is the last thing you will tire your dear eyes with before you scuttle off into whatever corner of this world you scuttle off to to commemorate the break. if i was you, i would try to absorb all of the sun’s remaining energy so that this winter you can be POWERFUL<\/em>. everyone will crowd around your glowing halo and beg for a couple of rays but alas, you are the sun monarch! no one can stop you! not even the sun<\/em><\/h2>\n

here is what happened this past week!<\/h3>\n

 <\/p>\n

what we don did<\/span><\/p>\n

    \n
  • soren went up burnt mountain with two separate friend groups<\/span>\n
      \n
    • v windy, red eyes<\/span><\/li>\n
    • probably the ones who decided not to go were better off<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
    • soren also smashed rocks outside but took notes<\/span>\n
        \n
      • bentley poured lemon juice on a rock to see if it fizzed<\/span>\n
          \n
        • it did not<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
        • dt went skiing\u2026<\/span><\/li>\n
        • taryn went to cocsgiving and took out the dock<\/span>\n
            \n
          • she stole the whole dock<\/span><\/li>\n
          • and went swimming!<\/span><\/li>\n
          • blood, sweat, nudity, lily tried to cry on command<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
          • bentley enjoyed the brief snow before everything was death<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

            what we gon do<\/span><\/p>\n

              \n
            • no weekend trips this week<\/span><\/li>\n
            • max wants to visit the sex tower<\/span><\/li>\n
            • lily needs a colead<\/span><\/li>\n
            • sledding at quarry road might be nice<\/span>\n
                \n
              • we have a lot of sleds! wink wink<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                thanksgiving trip<\/span><\/p>\n

                  \n
                • happening wednesday – sunday<\/span><\/li>\n
                • staying in maine huts and cross country skiing and FUN<\/span><\/li>\n
                • there is also one spot open if you are interested!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                  movie night<\/span><\/p>\n

                    \n
                  • megan can have a movie night at office hours monday!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                    elections<\/span><\/p>\n

                      \n
                    • trips facilitation: taryn waite<\/span><\/li>\n
                    • events: abby recko<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                      poll<\/span><\/p>\n

                        \n
                      • is a stool a chair<\/span>\n
                          \n
                        • yes 7<\/span><\/li>\n
                        • no 3<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                          bigelow buddies<\/span><\/p>\n

                            \n
                          • events<\/span>\n
                              \n
                            • margaret doesn\u2019t know when movie night is<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
                            • trips<\/span>\n
                                \n
                              • thanksgiving trip! hehehe<\/span><\/li>\n
                              • bentley is not allowed to speak<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
                              • gear<\/span>\n
                                  \n
                                • absent<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
                                • d&i<\/span>\n
                                    \n
                                  • absent<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
                                  • sugaring<\/span>\n
                                      \n
                                    • absent<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
                                    • cabin<\/span>\n
                                        \n
                                      • dean sightings<\/span>\n
                                          \n
                                        • multiple people saw dean<\/span><\/li>\n
                                        • dean TEXTED soren<\/span>\n
                                            \n
                                          • he even thought about taking down the dock<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
                                          • max is a coward<\/span>\n
                                              \n
                                            • agreed<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

                                              peace!<\/h2>\n

                                              megan<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                                              greetings my fair-feathered friends! now hopefully this is the last thing you will tire your dear eyes with before you scuttle off into whatever corner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10865,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10865"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}