{"id":1688,"date":"2018-03-19T18:32:42","date_gmt":"2018-03-19T22:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colby.edu\/outingclub\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2018-03-19T18:32:42","modified_gmt":"2018-03-19T22:32:42","slug":"3-18-the-sexcretary-wars-return-of-the-julia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/2018\/03\/19\/3-18-the-sexcretary-wars-return-of-the-julia\/","title":{"rendered":"3\/18 &#8211; The Sexcretary Wars: Return of the Julia"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Julia von Ehr has returned to her home position of Sexcretary in attempt to rescue her friends The Minutes from the clutches of the vile gangster Soren the Hutt.<\/h3>\n<h3>Little does Julia know that the GALACTIC K-COUNCIL has secretly begun plotting elections to vote in a new star sexcretary even more powerful than Julia herself.<\/h3>\n<h3>When elected, this ultimate sexcretary will spell certain doom for Julia in her struggles to maintain her power as supreme sexcretary of the galaxy&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A long time ago in some wilderness far, far away&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dom&#8217;s friends from home, Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey (look at that crazy double hyphenation!), came to visit and they went snowshoeing up Le French Mountain<\/li>\n<li>Chris and Dean went XC skiing but the snow was sticky and therefore sketchy and there was likely falling involved.<\/li>\n<li>Parky Park &#8220;and the Funky Bunch&#8221; Cawley and Lisa &#8220;Linda the WEMT&#8221; Blackmer-Raynolds went snowshoeing <del>up a bald man&#8217;s head<\/del>\u00a0Bald Mountain.<\/li>\n<li>Bentley went outside on Wednesday! Good job, Bentley! He went snowshoeing in the arb and had a snowball fight too. WHAT UTTERLY WHOLESOME FUN!<\/li>\n<li>Someone built snow forts in the arb for a Doghead party? Why? Wasn&#8217;t? I? Invited? I. LOVE. SNOW. FORTS. (The better question is did these snow fort building, doghead partying hooligans LNT? I .THINK .NOT.)<\/li>\n<li>People went to the steps, people didn&#8217;t went to the steps, the steps were stepped on, the sun was risen.<\/li>\n<li>Mo shoveled her car and it took an hour and a half. The snow was higher than her car, thus &#8220;Colby sucks at plowing!&#8221; To which I respond, yes that may be true, but it also seems like Mo sucks at shoveling.<\/li>\n<li>Dean was feeling left out and also wanted to mention that he moved his car. Here&#8217;s a gold star, kiddo!<\/li>\n<li>Soren and Austin and some redshirts went to the ice planet Hoth (otherwise known as Katahdin) for another fun mountaineering ascent! Here&#8217;s to summiting and not being killed by snow troopers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>See you in April!<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No trips this week!<\/li>\n<li>Because,<\/li>\n<li>SPRANG BRAYKE will spriggity spring!<\/li>\n<li>enjoy ur adventures \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Y&#8217;all are creative art\u00edstes!<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>we got some RAD t shirt designs<\/li>\n<li>peep your emails this week to perform your civic duty and vote for the one you want to wear on your body!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wat in democratic participation\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/files\/2018\/03\/580b57fbd9996e24bc43bf10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1690 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/124\/2018\/03\/580b57fbd9996e24bc43bf10-300x194.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"46\" height=\"29\" srcset=\"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/files\/2018\/03\/580b57fbd9996e24bc43bf10-300x194.png 300w, https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/files\/2018\/03\/580b57fbd9996e24bc43bf10.png 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 46px) 100vw, 46px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0?<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The future is going to happen whether we like it or not (we don&#8217;t) so we need to get ready for election szn 2k18.<\/li>\n<li>Elections for K-council and Bigelow Buds will begin after break<\/li>\n<li>Sam sent out an email with all of the positions and their respective duties (hehe duties).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Was Soren in New Jersey or Katahdin? (Snap maps never lie!)<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>New &#8220;put that thing back where it came from or so help me&#8221; Jersey &#8211; 10<\/li>\n<li>KATAHDIN &#8211; 2<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Commmittteeeeees:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cabin\n<ul>\n<li>First years went to the cabin<\/li>\n<li>It is still unplowed<\/li>\n<li>They may or may not be dead<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Events\n<ul>\n<li>\ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Trips\n<ul>\n<li>LTT LTT LTT LTT coming to a theater near you!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Sugaring\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;There is still sap. There is still trees. There is still buckets.&#8221; &#8211; Addie<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Gear\n<ul>\n<li><em><strong>SPRING BREAK GEAR. GET IT EARLY OR GET REKT.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If you can&#8217;t tie knots,\u00a0<span class=\"s1\">learn how to tie f*king knots.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Knots clinic 2.0 will be held this Thursday at 7pm!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Meet a Mule (not an ass)!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We will be having discussions over dinner with other members of the community this week! Let&#8217;s make new friends! Hurr be the topics and timez:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"aBn\" data-term=\"goog_1208763096\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Tuesday<\/span><\/span> &#8211; \u00a05-6pm Dana &#8211; <span id=\"m_-1665042563184438908gmail-docs-internal-guid-02f4a0e6-3feb-09db-4c60-523202a4b53a\">Is it better to explore the outdoors solo or with friends?<\/span><\/li>\n<li dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Wednesday<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\"> &#8211; <\/span><span class=\"aBn\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\" data-term=\"goog_1208763098\"><span class=\"aQJ\">5:30-6:30pm<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\"> Bobs &#8211; What can you gain from going outside?<\/span><\/li>\n<li dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Thursday<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\"> &#8211; 5-6pm Foss &#8211; What is the value of going outside?<\/span><\/li>\n<li dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Friday<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\"> &#8211; <\/span><span class=\"aBn\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\" data-term=\"goog_1208763101\"><span class=\"aQJ\">9-10am<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 13px;font-weight: 400\"> Dana &#8211; What barriers exist to enjoying outdoor spaces?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>As I reached the end of these minutes I felt a disturbance in the force telling me that this may be the last time my words will grace this weekly forum. I hope you have enjoyed my not-so-witty quips and my not-too-funny jokes as much as I have enjoyed typing them. I will not, however, bid thee farewell once and for all, for who knows if the path I take shall lead me back to the minutes. As a wise three foot tall green Jedi once said\u00a0\u201cDifficult to see. Always in motion is the future.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Catch ya on the flip side! *dramatic exit*<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/files\/2018\/03\/luke.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1694\" src=\"http:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/files\/2018\/03\/luke.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"363\" height=\"195\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julia von Ehr has returned to her home position of Sexcretary in attempt to rescue her friends The Minutes from the clutches of the vile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10865,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10865"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/web.colby.edu\/outingclub\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}